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tastefullyoffensive: [via]

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:07:55 -0400

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pizza: thedoctors-steampowered-hunter: deathnoteforcutie: We’v...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:14:35 -0400

thedoctors-steampowered-hunter:

deathnoteforcutie:

We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution

Make tumblr user Pizza find the thing.

holy shit

sand-filled-scarecrow: c2ndy2c1d: nat-thebaseballbrat: “… wil...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:01:12 -0400

sand-filled-scarecrow:

c2ndy2c1d:

nat-thebaseballbrat:

“… will let it continue to operate as an independent business.”

Here you my followers.

calm your titties~ <3

Excuse you, tumblr, but you freaked out for nothing yet again.

lauphing-bronie42: chat-with-quill: yamiaainferno: splendidly-...

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:40:02 -0400

lauphing-bronie42:

chat-with-quill:

yamiaainferno:

splendidly-english:

jon-egbert:

savvymonarch:

iishould-havealong-url-cuzimcool:

mamaraeee:

ashlees-baby:

malusdictatrix:

shadow-of-fenrir:

growntiredofwaterallthetime:

Not in my school district motherfucker.

FUCK YES.

WHY THE FUCK DON’T TEACHERS STOP WORRYING ABOUT PETTY LAWSUITS AND STAND UP FOR THE BULLIED FOR ONCE.

This

My senior year I saw one of our school coaches pick up and THROW kids that jumped another boy.

Best thing ever(:

At my high school the janitor named Carl slammed two girls head against a table because they were fighting like wild cheetahs and no one said a damn thing because Carl is a boss. Carl is famous. I still think he’s an undercover cop.

this is NOTHING compared to my teacher lol. there was a big fight going on, and he came OUT OF NO WHERE, and full body tackled a kid right onto the ground, super hard! it was awesome.

ok ok i know thats real cool and all but its not actually lawsuits or anything its because the teachers are trained to let the security guards and cops deal with the fighting, because they can get hurt as well, the security guards and cops know what their doing.

i know this is slightly off topic but sis the girl with darker hair standing holding a fucking knife

Actually it’s a walkie talkie. If you look at her belt you can see an ID; she’s a teacher too, she’s just not DOING anything.

“My fingertips will save you!”

reblogging again… i love this. i wish i could’ve seen the whole thing.

Tumblr Code.

Thu, 16 May 2013 15:51:12 -0400

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

acousticlushness: sqrtnegativeone: ancestryinprogress: melodyc...

Thu, 16 May 2013 15:45:02 -0400

acousticlushness:

sqrtnegativeone:

ancestryinprogress:

melodychris:

jaba-the-slut:

“Nobody says anything about that”

I’ve reblogged this about 40 times. But let me do it again.

This is why I look up to MJ.

#well

Seriously the number of people I’ve met who think he DYED his skin is appalling.

Oh just MJ totally pwning the country again like the BAMF he is.

beben-eleben: There once was a young boy with a very bad...

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:01:32 -0400

beben-eleben:

There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.

On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!

Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.

It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.

Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.

Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.

Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.

“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”

The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.

“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”

asktheappletwins: woonastuck: Reblogging from my main. If you...

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:59:47 -0400

asktheappletwins:

woonastuck:

Reblogging from my main. If you took Woona, please return her to her rightful owner.

((Signal boosting here.))

tumbrloslav: thesecretmichan: ihavethisblog: amberleighjoy: ...

Tue, 14 May 2013 15:25:14 -0400

tumbrloslav:

thesecretmichan:

ihavethisblog:

amberleighjoy:

Actually, that’s a common misconception. Cats kill animals and bring them to you because they think you’re a shitty hunter and they don’t want you to starve.

So it’s kind of love, but it’s mostly because you suck at catching food

I’m pretty sure “I don’t want you to starve” is the maximum level of love cats are able to give.

#this is why i love cats #they give you tongue bathes and bring you food because they think you’re a giant hairless cat that sucks at being a cat

Photo

Tue, 14 May 2013 09:37:36 -0400

Photo

Sun, 12 May 2013 19:13:39 -0400

gazzymouse: gazzymouse: This is it boys, this is...

Sun, 12 May 2013 19:08:01 -0400

gazzymouse:

gazzymouse:

This is it boys, this is war…

Appropriate self-reblog for Mother’s Day

now life has killed the dream i dreamed

Sun, 12 May 2013 15:32:32 -0400

now life has killed the dream i dreamed

land-of-frost-and-furries: thefemsniper: fishsticks-not-dicks: ...

Sun, 12 May 2013 09:25:06 -0400

land-of-frost-and-furries:

thefemsniper:

fishsticks-not-dicks:

sean-the-semi-random:

MORGAN FREEMAN SAYS TITTY SPRINKLES FOR 1 MINUTE

i have been waiting for this day i cant even just omg

MY DAD WALKED IN ON MY LISTENING TO THIS AND ASKED IF I WAS OKAY OMFG

My life is complete.

the-girl-silhouette: vegandthelike: Please read this**** If a...

Sat, 11 May 2013 17:14:21 -0400

the-girl-silhouette:

vegandthelike:

Please read this****

If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.

Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city

tumblr teaches me so much more than anyone else does about life situations

lolitas-modesty: pretzel-swirl: meow-fuck: If you were having...

Sat, 11 May 2013 17:10:57 -0400

lolitas-modesty:

pretzel-swirl:

meow-fuck:

If you were having a bad day, here are some kittens in a bathtub.

never have I ever seen kittens calmly swimming in water

my kitty loves water ;v; if you leave your door open when you shower or bathe she’ll get in there and get in the water with you <3

trustthedoctors: datatwohearts: sherlocked-inside-the-tardis: ...

Sat, 11 May 2013 11:42:00 -0400

trustthedoctors:

datatwohearts:

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

the-companions-doctor:

copiousely:

glimpsesandflashes:

I don’t think a white person has had so much sass in all the history of sassyness as in this moment. 11 probably invented sass.

sassay

“11 probably invented sass”

11 invented sass my ass.

Excuse me

#lets just agree the doctor is the sassiest girl in the class and stop fighting

Now I just love the person who didn’t forget One.

ask-soundburst: oops-gingermoment: crazyrodeogirl: cryptidsand...

Sat, 11 May 2013 11:40:30 -0400

ask-soundburst:

oops-gingermoment:

crazyrodeogirl:

cryptidsandoddities:

In late December of 2003, security cameras at Hampton Court Palace, a huge tudor castle near London, captured a startling image. Security guards were unsettled to repeatedly find a fire door open when no one was apparently around. Upon checking the security tape, they were shocked by a ghostly figure, closely resembling King Henry VIII (who died in the 1500s).

Vikki Wood, a spokesperson for the Palace, said “We’re baffled too—it’s not a joke, we haven’t manufactured it. We genuinely do not know who it is or what it is.” They aren’t a ppc company, or even a company looking to gain from this oddity; they are just as baffled like most people who look at this footage.

A security officer, James Faukes, called the incident “unnerving,” and said they’d ruled out their costumed guides. “In fact, they don’t even own a costume like the one worn by the figure on the video. It was incredibly spooky because the face just didn t look human,” Faukes said.

I googled and yep this is legit: BBC article CNN article

I ALREADY KNEW THIS FOR YEARS. THANK YOU MYSTERY HUNTERS.

^

THG GIF MEME↳ 1/2 funny moments

Sat, 11 May 2013 11:38:31 -0400

THG GIF MEME
↳ 1/2 funny moments

natashakline: For all the artists out there. xoxo

Fri, 10 May 2013 19:59:29 -0400

natashakline:

For all the artists out there. xoxo